you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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