Porn is love you can see.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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