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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
i out mim tonsoeep
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
