He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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