I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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