Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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