well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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