guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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