I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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