YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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