So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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