Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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