Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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