Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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