So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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