is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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