its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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