It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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