i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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