Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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