he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Pants are for mortals
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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