just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?