i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.