I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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