i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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