What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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