i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex