Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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