i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0