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  seriously i just wanna be friends

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  pass

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism

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• (315): View more from New York

  My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities

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• (817): View more from Texas

  She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis

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• (310): View more from California

  This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up

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• (516): View more from New York

  WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE

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