google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...