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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  it's a girl!!

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  That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck

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  25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.

  (917): View more from New York City

  what ever happened to our old dealer?

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• (510): View more from California

  God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.

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  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies

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• (408): View more from California

  Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...

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