fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
one two three fourrrrnication!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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