how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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