How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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