First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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