Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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