How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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