just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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