Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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