People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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