He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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