porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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