She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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