i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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