My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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