We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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