Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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