i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You smell like stripper and shame
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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