It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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