you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It's blow job season.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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