I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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