If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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