he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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