Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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