didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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