called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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