Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?