So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i need some magic done to my vagina
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
