We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.