I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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