Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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